freakshow at the b&n

so first things first.

wade and i went to barnes and noble

{i read the whole justin beiber bio}

while he finished the post secrets book

annnnd we're just sitting there reading, right?

and some guy about my age with long hair and grungy clothes

comes up to us and says.."UMMM HEY WHERE CAN I FIND A

PERSON WHO WORKS HERE?!"

and if you know wade, he doesnt give people like that the time of day

so, he looked at him, and then went back to reading his book.

and i shrugged.and meanwhile, this guy is holding something that looks like this.

and then preceeds to say "i need to know the price of these...theres an eighty year old woman who

runs past my house every day in a bikini and its SICK..do you think these would work?!!"

okay, so wade, me and 2 other ladies sitting there are just weirded out..

first we're thinking.."umm, work for what?!?"

but we couldnt even answer him because then he says..

"i mean, i wouldnt be violent, but do you think they would work???"

and then he says..."thanks for your guys' help, theres a worker right there, BYE!!"

..okay freak.