awkward and awesome

yep. it's true. it's back
and on friday.

awkward~

~having your hubby throw up all over your arm, in a car, with no exits for 20 miles. but he's so cute...

~ pap smears. sorry, had to say it. just had one. yikes, had to say that too. karly, shhhhh.

~burning a cd for a client and giving them pictures of my moms wedding by accident. my bad.
~hanging out in Forever 21 with my sista. not awkward. accidently and not knowing it walking into the plus sized section for these TO DIE FOR MINT colored PANTS and telling my sister.."wow these sizes are all weird i thought a size 20 was supposed to be really small.... are they like boy sizes or something?" and then this large and in charge black woman says, "umm hon-ay, you is in the plus sized section." thats when it got awkward, guys.
[then that reminded me of earlier that day when my sister was quoting the help and said, "you is weird, you is ugly, and you is ra-tawd-ed" maybe it was the way she said it, i don't know. plus, she totally got the quote wrong.] --forgive her for using the r word, you had to be there--

~okay, picture this. I'm getting ready to take a group shot of about 50 people and I'm in the picture. I tell everyone to smile and i use my remote control to take the picture. I'm sitting there, pushing it, over and over and over again, to make sure we at least get one. yeah. zero. i ruuuuuun back to my tripod, i see zero pictures. change settings. replay that whole scene again. zero pictures again. what the heck. oooohhh. yeah, i forgot that sometimes you have to TURN THE REMOTE CONTROL BUTTON ON, you freak! my heck, karly leavitt! wabam. check it.

~another awkward thing? i kiiiind of have some pit stains going on. hahaha. and by kind of, i mean i REALLY do. it was stressful, AND DANG HOT! just love me.

~THIS WHOLE POST IS awkward, i've been laughing to myself the whole time while writing it. my life is ridiculous.

awesome~

~walking out the door at the same time as my neighbor, every morning. scares the heck out of me. "yiighh..hi oh hi, you scare me. again."

~72 degree weather in arizona last weekend. blissful.

~boys like girls pandora station. brings back memories of my single days with kim and shane. oh man. 

~valentines day, people! come on. sure wish wade liked it though..

~speaking of, valentines day party with the preschoolers! so stoked! get ready for some pin the arrow on the heart and valentines day cards with mustaches!